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 Concordia. Although the semester has hardly begun, Boredom has already been spotted on several occasions, in multiple locations. "I thought I left Boredom behind when I moved on-campus," said freshman Lindsey Tranntonn, "But there he was on my first night in the dorms, sitting on my couch, staring at the TV with glazed over eyes." Compared with past years, Boredom has made more entrances than usual, and has showed up much earlier in the year than is generally expected. "I saw Boredom twenty, maybe thirty times last weekend," said senior Jeffery Neelzon. "He was all over the place on campus Saturday, like everywhere I looked, there he was. You’d almost think there was more than one of him." |
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