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The fireworks extravaganza has been widely dubbed as "The Mega Big Bang". |
Concordia. The department of Student Life announced Monday that they plan to open the 2003-2004 school year with a bang. "The opening weekend should be a blast compared to previous years," proclaimed Student Life P.R. person Anne Schozkowski. "I mean what did we have the past few years? A cookout? We forced the freshmen to play some stupid ‘ice-breaker’ games that we pulled out of an old psychology book and then
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| everybody had ice cream, met their R.A.s, met their roommates and went to bed trying to forget the stupidity of the day. This year will be different. Much different. You’re gonna like it. Oh yeah, you’ll love it." |
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Schozkowski then announced that this year’s events will include the world’s largest display of fireworks, which will be launched from a boat on Lake Michigan. Daytime activities will include a multi-band concert similar to those seen at Super Bowl halftimes. There will also be all-you can eat grilled chicken, corn on the cob and a host of other refreshments. Added Schozkowski, "The beer will flow like wine."
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School officials expect a similarly sized crowd to pack the makeshift grandstands along the lakeshore |
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When asked where the money is coming to fund this wonderful opening ceremony budget clerk John Brototla said, "Well, we did raise the tuition now didn’t we."
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