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Admissions Spokesman denies allegations that they use a magic 8 ball to create their forecasts |
Luther Hall. Every August, the Admissions Office at Concordia issues a press release on the projected academic achievement of the incoming freshman class. "We’ve been in a slump for the past two years," said the Secretary of Admissions Affairs Jane Redbouch. "Last year we had ‘Outlook Not So Good’ and the year before was even worse. It was ‘Concentrate and Ask Again Later’."
The Admissions Office had been coming under heavy
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pressure because of the poor forecasts. Most experts believe, had it not turned around this year, the administration would have called for reform. As it stands, the current method for predicting good academic work is on shaky ground, but it appears it will have at least one more opportunity to work its magic next year.
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